supposed to be the complicated one okay you okay huh you seem distracted oh um tell her to mind her own business I can't do that then tell her the 80s called they want their jacket back oh my god don't do that it goes against everything your mother has taught you always demons you never know what that holds people are fighting Thanks I'm fine I wrecked your shoulder pass that was this is here you guys aren't helping I need him to like me what should I do start with one small thing what you call yourself no that's not good spiced fly don't be yourself that's boring be someone or not like who whoever whatever guys want don't know what he wants he wants who you really are okay so how do
I do that how do I be myself I can't believe you're listening to him start with a smile no smiling is bad why these are two approachable when you smile isn't that good no guys want hard to get they want if you like to earn something my lane doesn't give them that you're complicating things a smile can change anything really smile in the world I'll smile with you thanks for inviting me this is a wonderful idea I love picnics me too and the weather sure is like sometimes I like to look up at the clouds I use well but why look at the clouds and I can look at you he's so sorry you made me smile oh look clouds what is the clouds not enough it's not it looks like a moron when you smile so what then you need to work on her looks like cow look better she's perfect the way she is if she wants to
impress her mom guys in school see you differently you need makeup so like how much do I put on a lot makeup is just hiding your true self no guy wants your true self you want to show you true self here Palash little skin guys want supermodel not reality supermodel okay hello hi you come here often well this is my locker oh yeah I know Thanks you want to wash me the class for you . I can't that's not me that's the point covering up who you are is not the answer what am I'm not pretty at how you look is an important it's what's inside you than that oh my god the scent advice this is sabotage trust me trust yourself you're a funny girl guys don't want funny they want hot those aren't the guys for you dude the only guys out there that your personality shine through and you'll end up
with the man of your dreams well I guess him funny sometimes hey how's everybody doing tonight nice-looking crowd I'm really excited today having such a good day so I was in math and we're working on sperm from the textbook and my name was in it have you ever had that it's always like 23 miles in for off hours how fast was she traveling I was famous everybody looked at me when the teacher read it out I was like yeah except nobody got it right sent out everybody hates me anybody here taking chemistry anybody got mr. Anderson have you ever noticed how much he farts in class oh my god one time I just answer class I don't like I had a private tutor get it tutor on a happier note I just got my braces off and now my tea said nice and straight but it's not all good see I never flossed
when I had my braces it was hard and now I have this weird gum disease and my breath stinks well technically it's not my breath is just a fungus growing inside my mouth sorry I don't have a punch sign to that is it you suck you're wonderful what if he doesn't like my personality like what if I say something stupid exactly the less you say the better you should be free to say whatever she wants she should have something where she doesn't have to say things like what you should injure yourself what no I'm serious self-mutilation is not the answer what do you mean you should break your arm or
your leg you'll be in crutches or wheelchair you have all this attention you'll feel sorry for you have sympathy that is just another life she can't fake an injury who says she has to fake it oh my goodness are you ok my lady don't speak don't speak I'll hear you oh don't worry you're safe with me oh my gosh my leg I'm so sorry ok this is getting weird that's because I'm weird he'll never like me why am I so obsessed you need to avoid the line so what should I do try singing what you're a beautiful singer that's the biggest lie so far she's right I can't sing of course you can think everyone can sing everyone can commit social suicide singing not everybody song is the best way to tell people how you feel the
Beatles Elvis Lionel Richie they've all done it but my voice you've got a beautiful voice in an ass even s but what about it doesn't matter just thanks just sing excuse me can I borrow your eraser yeah sure you can borrow my eraser but it comes with my heart you don't have to return it because this is the star you can't erase my love you can't erase my love you know what I think I'll just borrow from someone else okay assumptions are found in your heart and to stay there I agree I can't think okay fine you're not perfect but nobody is yeah but she's really not perfect it's okay to let him see your flaws there's nothing wrong with that flaws make us human claws make us ugly you need to hide
them as cheap as you can laws are endearing they help us connect just think it see know will see all your flaws and still wants you you think you're bad you're spoiling it it will creep them out and we can feel better about his own flaws he'll open up to you you'll find connection really yeah I just want you to know I'm not perfect who is there's just a few things I wanted to tell you sure like what like sometimes I forget to say thank you okay that's fine I forget to do that too sometimes I forget to wash my hands okay on purpose I'm not judging you and when I get ice cream I still got little kids flavors like bubble gum who doesn't have a guilty pleasure is that all there's more I'm sure it can't be that bad I choose my mouth open I talk during movies and ruin it for everyone and I'm scared to take off my
band-aid that's fine I have some flaws of my own mine are worse I don't floss I pop my zip I'd ruin my sleep I bite my toenails I shoot off the floor I let my dog lick in my mouth I pick my nose and eat it I stick my finger in my belly button and I smell it no you cannot be doing this oh my gosh thank you let's just keep our flaws to ourselves you're right that was not helping as my self-confidence will go back to lying okay no you can still be honest with him honesty is overrated give it a chance it won't work what a straight talk gaaaah love springtime now they understand it there's no mixed-messages you just walk up to him and say I like you know you can never tell him that you like him that makes you too honorable you need to be protected with sarcasm and jokes and cheesy pick-up
line that goes against everything your mother has taught you exactly cheesy pick-up lines really yeah I use them all the time it's only natural that all works okay so like what well for example hey do you like my new shirt yeah it's nice guess what it's made out of girlfriend material hey I spent lost my library card can I check you out [Music] is everything okay yeah I just seemed lost my phone number can I have yours hi my name is Louis but you can call me any time this is humiliating what is wrong with just being honest if you're going to be honest you have to lie about it what like walk up to him and say hey my friends dared me to ask you out they did yeah if I wasn't going to send you you'd say
no right look if you're going to lie it has to be an innocent little white lie like what like walk up to him in the hall and oops let me get that for you oh my god you watch way too many 80s movies you need to think more modern set up a fake snapchat account and stalk him who's Dillon he's your other tech account duh he sends you late-night text oh this is crazy you're building a relationship on a lie once the truth comes out all trust will be broken and everything is going to end whatever it's like she's getting married you never know where these things might lead oh my god don't put so much pressure on her she just needs to have some time you died what should I do Stockton won't ask him out you both agree I guess so just ask him out just like that sure why not will that work one of two things will
happen he'll say ask your awkward dream will come true or you'll say no when you'll instantly hate them either way you're off the fence but how do I was hard it's like your band-aid pull it off quickly it won't hurt as much but it'll still hurt just do it [Music] I can do this yes I had a girl I'll just walk right up to a mouse can see you want to go out with me in real life in real life what tomorrow it will be legendary hey your own friend right yeah where is he he moved what yeah yesterday was his last day your Zoe right yeah why he talked about you he did What did he say he wanted to talk to you he was kind of shy he was yeah you had a crush on you [Music]
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